The Dream

     Aerolite may seem like an odd name for a feline.  Ever since I was born I have had a dream, to advance the feline race.  The USSR was the first, followed by the United States, to explore space with manned flights.  With my help, the feline race will soon be contributing to aeronautics journals and working on the space station along with the already present monkey counterparts.  There are many challenges that face me in striving to make this dream a reality, but I am ready to face those obstacles head-on.
     You may be wondering where I will obtaining the funds for these projects.  I am currently a very wealthy commodities trader, dealing mostly in fugu and salmon trading.  I am quite talented at this, but it lacks a certain sense of satisfaction that I desire.  When the opportunities arise, I star in action films as QM (Question mark).  QM is my secret agent code name, which I believe the monkey equivalent would be 007.  The name comes from the small curl at the tip of my tail.  You see, my tail is too long to be held up when excited and the top flops over like a question mark.  The action movie gigs pay well and add to my already large estate.
     It is not easy for felines to advance in society with all of the nasty stereotypes we face daily.  I have been referred to as lazy, self-centered, picky and cowardly by more monkeys than I can count.  To think that those who sit around for hours on end giggling over reality TV shows and looking up videos on YouTube would even dare call me names sickens me.  We are a proud race and I would never reduce us by referring to any one of us as a c** or  p****c**.  These names are demeaning and I will only refer to us by our elegant name, which comes from our scientific classification, feline.  These stereotypes limit my capacity as a functional being and have challenged me throughout my existence.
     In order to compensate for these challenges, I have hired myself an intelligent monkey to do my bidding.  I finance his education and in return he operates as my hand outside the condo I own.  In addition to everyday errands and needs, I have commissioned my monkey (hereby referred to as Zephyr) to aid in the realization of my dream.  I have him working on my rocket designs and in return pay for his aeronautical engineering degree.  Zephyr has advanced well since we began working together and mas already succeeded in aiding remarkable advances for the feline race in rocketry.  I am sure that he will eventually see us off into the Great Beyond.
     This blog is meant to be an extension of my will, in addition to Zephyr, into the outside world.  Here I can be a feline and say and do as I please, without being forced into the chains that are feline stereotypes.  Here I will post additions to my fleet, advances I have made in rocket building and aeronautics, as well as other relevant updates.  I hope that you will continue following my blog as I attempt to take feline race into space.